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doveriye: (what kind of shoes do all spies wear)

I AM SO FUCKING DONE.

[personal profile] doveriye 2015-04-14 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
My insides practically contort with potent, needy, liquid, desire.
america: (what you going to do)

lololol 5everrrrr

[personal profile] america 2015-04-15 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ GOOD GOD. ]

Get out of my inbox, Nat
doveriye: (why is there no gambling in africa)

1/ oh god

[personal profile] doveriye 2015-04-16 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[undeterred!!!!]

I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.
doveriye: (what is the best day to go to the beach)

[personal profile] doveriye 2015-04-16 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm losing all sense of self, every atom of my being concentrating hard on that small, potent powerhouse at the apex of my thighs.
doveriye: (what exam do witches have to pass)

[personal profile] doveriye 2015-04-16 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't remember reading about nipple clamps in the Bible.
doveriye: (what's taken before you can get it)

[personal profile] doveriye 2015-04-16 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought it was chocolate hot fudge brownie sex that we had, with a cherry on top. But hey, what do I know?
doveriye: (where do sheep go to get haircuts)

[personal profile] doveriye 2015-04-16 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
This is wrong, but holy hell is it erotic.
doveriye: (why did the barber win the race)

[personal profile] doveriye 2015-04-16 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'd like to bite that lip."
doveriye: (what music do mummies listen to)

ok i'm really done now i swear

[personal profile] doveriye 2015-04-16 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
My subconscious looks on with approval, her normally pursed mouth smiling, and I am the supreme puppet master.
america: (terrorist your game is through)

odihfds d y i n g

[personal profile] america 2015-04-16 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ O M G, what did he do to deserve this. ]

You know, if anyone ever gets a hold of my phone, they're gonna have a lot of questions.

I only have a request: stop reading fanfiction on the Internet, Natasha.
doveriye: (what did 0 say to 8)

u love me xoxo

[personal profile] doveriye 2015-04-16 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, it's all from a published book.

:)

[joke's on you, sucker, she's gonna keep doing it]
america: (and suck on my balls)

i do its tru ...

[personal profile] america 2015-04-17 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Someone wrote this?

Someone bought this?

... Did you buy this?
doveriye: (a drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff)

blushes intensely

[personal profile] doveriye 2015-04-17 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm fifty shades of fucked-up, Anastasia."

[yes

yes she bought it]
america: (when we come for you now)

touches gently

[personal profile] america 2015-04-17 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ heavy sigh ]

I'm not sure whether this is better or worse than that 'Twilight' thing you were doing a few months back.
america: (FUCK YEAH)

[personal profile] america 2015-04-17 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It's definitely racier.

No vampires or werewolves?
doveriye: (what do calendars eat)

[personal profile] doveriye 2015-04-17 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Scarier monsters.

[how else do you describe christian grey]
america: (it's the hope for tomorrow)

[personal profile] america 2015-04-17 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Scarier than Edward Cullen?

[ why does he remember these names why ]
doveriye: (what do prisoners use to call each other)

[personal profile] doveriye 2015-04-17 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[she's so proud :')

baby eagle's leaving the nest!!]

Makes Edward Cullen look like child's play.
america: (what you going to do)

[personal profile] america 2015-04-17 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. Edward Cullen gave me nightmares.

So who's the monster in this?
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