"Kinky fuckery?" I squeak. ... My inner goddess is down on bended knee with her hands clasped in supplication begging me. "I like your kinky fuckery," I whisper.
Jeez, he looks so freaking hot. My subconscious is frantically fanning herself, and my inner goddess is swaying and writhing to some primal carnal rhythm.
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wrecks this whole thing before it even starts (1/?)
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I AM SO FUCKING DONE.
lololol 5everrrrr
Get out of my inbox, Nat
1/ oh god
I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.
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ok i'm really done now i swear
odihfds d y i n g
You know, if anyone ever gets a hold of my phone, they're gonna have a lot of questions.
I only have a request: stop reading fanfiction on the Internet, Natasha.
u love me xoxo
:)
[joke's on you, sucker, she's gonna keep doing it]
i do its tru ...
Someone bought this?
... Did you buy this?
blushes intensely
[yes
yes she bought it]
touches gently
I'm not sure whether this is better or worse than that 'Twilight' thing you were doing a few months back.
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;)
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No vampires or werewolves?
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[how else do you describe christian grey]
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[ why does he remember these names why ]
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baby eagle's leaving the nest!!]
Makes Edward Cullen look like child's play.
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So who's the monster in this?