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[america]

I'm not at home at the moment.

Natasha ...

What exactly did you forget to pick up?

[ Also: hot date??? ]

[breakables]

something red
something lacy

something 36c and slightly racy

[ come on, steve, all the ladies are lining up for you. ]

[america]

That's going to look really bad if I bring around a 'hot date'.

[ Imagine that said deadpan and blase, because that's how Steve writes it t b h. ]

[breakables]

[ as if she doesn't already hear his party pooper lines in her head enough. ]

that and it's my best
wouldn't want her snatching up my goods

1/2

[america]

[ More from the dry house of goods: ]

Don't worry.

I'll make sure she doesn't nick it.

2/2

[america]

Really, Natasha. What makes you think I've got time for hot dates?

Or dates of any kind?

[breakables]

come on, steve
plenty of nice girls who'd swipe right on a man in his nineties

quality over quantity

[america]

Jesus Christ.

[ CAN U NOT ]

[breakables]

unless

you're not

having senior performance issues, are you, steve?

:o

[america]

I'd really prefer it if we didn't talk about my performance, Natasha.

[ crying ]

But for the record, there are no issues.

[breakables]

and who's the reassurance really for here?

[ ♥ ]

[america]

Not the point.

[breakables]

so what's the harm?

[america]

Lets just change the topic of conversation.

How about why you left your [ Uh. ] delicates at my place?

[breakables]

[ don't worry. she's not gonna completely let that go. ]

we were in a hurry for the mission
couldn't let my lucky bra go into war

[america]

[ He'd never expect anything less tbh. ]

So it's lucky and your best one?

I'm starting to think we could have a little hostage situation here.

[breakables]

what's the ransom?

[america]

Depends on how much you want it back.

[breakables]

a girl goes to far lengths for a good bra

[america]

Good to know.

[breakables]

you plan on using this info to your advantage?

[america]

I'm thinking about it.

[breakables]

am i gonna have to work for it?

[america]

Well if it's a good bra ...

[breakables]

and what does mr. rogers want in exchange?